Top tweets

18 Monday Jul 2011

I’m thinking of turning some tweets into DraculaBites bookmarks and I wanted to know what some of people’s favorites are. Full tweets are below.

Note to would-be vampire slayers: A shovel is NOT a suitable tool for disposing of the undead. It. Just. Makes. Them. Mad.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) June 30, 2011

If there's one thing that really gets my goat, it's being blamed for other people's baby-eating.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) June 26, 2011

Count doing lizardman routine, this time in MY clothes. He’d better not stain them. Blood is a pain to get out of wool.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) June 24, 2011

Going to ask @JackSewardMD for a kitten. Will use sad puppy-dog eyes if need be. Have them saved from last trip to the pet store.

— RM Renfield (@RMRenfield) July 15, 2011