Real Vampires ARE:
  • Undead
  • Nocturnal
  • Sapient
  • Blood drinkers (preferably human)
Real Vampires MIGHT
  • Burn in sunlight
  • Have fangs
  • Fly
  • Be allergic to silver
  • Fear religious items
Or they might not
Real Vampires DO NOT
  • Go to high school
  • Make babies
  • SPARKLE