Because some of the character’s recent tweets about their lives get lost in the sea of @replies and retweets, here is a summary of what’s been going on, as told by the characters themselves, in chronological order (read from top to bottom for past to present). Don’t read if you haven’t finished reading Dracula!
(To be updated, probably weekly)
There have been a lot of rumors circulating as to my whereabouts. I will be issuing a press release later this week.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) January 23, 2012
Long story short, the asylum staff were concerned about my opiate use and staged an intervention. So now I'm in rehab.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) January 24, 2012
@JackSewardMD It's been ten weeks since @MrsMinaHarker gave me the good news, but she's looking thinner than ever. Should I be concerned.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) January 30, 2012
OK, journal. I am here, pen in hand, ready to write…
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 5, 2012
This used to be a lot easier. Then again, last year things were actually happening in my life.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 5, 2012
I guess I can start with my doctor's appointment. With @JackSewardMD incapacitated I finally had to get a new doctor.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 5, 2012
Obviously, he has no idea know what's wrong with me, but at least he won't try to decapitate me.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 5, 2012
Saw @MrsMinaHarker writing in her journal yesterday. First time in quite a while. Ah, nostalgia.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 6, 2012
I've been so wrapped up working lately I haven't had time to think about anything else.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 7, 2012
And certainly haven't thought to write in this journal, though I admit it can be very cathartic.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 7, 2012
Let's see, what else is new. Oh, I finally finished selling all of Dracula's English property. The market is crap, though.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 7, 2012
Received word from #PatHennessey about @JackSewardMD's condition (no great surprise, really). Feel terrible for not keeping in touch.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 8, 2012
Must schedule a visit to @JackSewardMD at the asylum… I mean rehab center. Perhaps without @MrsMinaHarker.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 8, 2012
@JHarkerEsq is coming to visit Monday. Will be a wonderful change of pace from ignorant "doctors" and opiate addicts.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 9, 2012
"Will be a wonderful change of pace from ignorant "doctors" and opiate addicts." @JackSewardMD's calling the kettles black again.
— RM Renfield (@RMRenfield) March 9, 2012
Feeling even more like crap than usual. Symptoms seem to be getting worse and more varied. Don't want to think about what it all means.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 10, 2012
There are some things that are just too personal to even write down in this journal. (I always suspect people are reading it.)
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 11, 2012
Off to the loony bin. Hoping @JackSewardMD is lucid enough to discuss @MrsMinaHarker's condition.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012
@JHarkerEsq has come and gone. I realize now I've ignored my duties long enough. It's time to get back on the wagon.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 12, 2012
Home. Much to think about.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012
"How was your day?" I asked."Had a long talk with @JackSewardMD," @JHarkerEsq said. Nearly lost my lunch.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 12, 2012
Worst part is he won't even tell me what he knows.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 12, 2012
So @JackSewardMD refused to tell me anything about @MrsMinaHarker's condition (though even I'm not dense enough to believe she's pregnant).
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012
Or, you know, *still* believe she's pregnant.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012
Jack just went on about the bodies he dug up and how it drove him to drugs. Swears he's going to stay clean now.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012
Bite-Sized Dracula 