OK, journal. I am here, pen in hand, ready to write…

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 5, 2012

This used to be a lot easier. Then again, last year things were actually happening in my life.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 5, 2012

I guess I can start with my doctor's appointment. With @JackSewardMD incapacitated I finally had to get a new doctor.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 5, 2012

Obviously, he has no idea know what's wrong with me, but at least he won't try to decapitate me.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 5, 2012

Saw @MrsMinaHarker writing in her journal yesterday. First time in quite a while. Ah, nostalgia.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 6, 2012

I've been so wrapped up working lately I haven't had time to think about anything else.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 7, 2012

And certainly haven't thought to write in this journal, though I admit it can be very cathartic.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 7, 2012

Let's see, what else is new. Oh, I finally finished selling all of Dracula's English property. The market is crap, though.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 7, 2012

Received word from #PatHennessey about @JackSewardMD's condition (no great surprise, really). Feel terrible for not keeping in touch.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 8, 2012

Must schedule a visit to @JackSewardMD at the asylum… I mean rehab center. Perhaps without @MrsMinaHarker.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 8, 2012

@JHarkerEsq is coming to visit Monday. Will be a wonderful change of pace from ignorant "doctors" and opiate addicts.

— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 9, 2012

"Will be a wonderful change of pace from ignorant "doctors" and opiate addicts." @JackSewardMD's calling the kettles black again.

— RM Renfield (@RMRenfield) March 9, 2012

Feeling even more like crap than usual. Symptoms seem to be getting worse and more varied. Don't want to think about what it all means.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 10, 2012

There are some things that are just too personal to even write down in this journal. (I always suspect people are reading it.)

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 11, 2012

Off to the loony bin. Hoping @JackSewardMD is lucid enough to discuss @MrsMinaHarker's condition.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012

@JHarkerEsq has come and gone. I realize now I've ignored my duties long enough. It's time to get back on the wagon.

— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 12, 2012

Home. Much to think about.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012

"How was your day?" I asked."Had a long talk with @JackSewardMD," @JHarkerEsq said. Nearly lost my lunch.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 12, 2012

Worst part is he won't even tell me what he knows.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 12, 2012

So @JackSewardMD refused to tell me anything about @MrsMinaHarker's condition (though even I'm not dense enough to believe she's pregnant).

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012

Or, you know, *still* believe she's pregnant.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012

Jack just went on about the bodies he dug up and how it drove him to drugs. Swears he's going to stay clean now.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012

I think it's time I bite the bullet and have "the talk" with @JHarkerEsq.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 13, 2012

This secret has gone on long enough.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 13, 2012

@MrsMinaHarker We need to talk.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 13, 2012

@JHarkerEsq We need to talk.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 13, 2012

@MrsMinaHarker I'll be home in an hour.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 13, 2012

So nervous for this conversation. Nausea is even worse than usual and now coupled with cramps. Feel like I'm going to cry.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 13, 2012

Conversation over. I cried. A lot. Not proud of it, but refused to be judged. Too exhausted to write more now.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 13, 2012

Cannot sleep, so write. I suppose I knew all along, but refused to let my conscious self consider it.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 13, 2012

(Good Lord, I've been talking with @JackSewardMD too much.)

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 13, 2012

Could have been worse. She could have been pregnant with the Count's baby. Now that would be messed up.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 13, 2012

Woke late, as usual. @JHarkerEsq has already left for work. On the whole, he took it rather well.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 14, 2012

It may have been the tearful, "Look at me not as what I may become, but as who I am, your loving, living wife."

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 14, 2012

"Mourn me not before my time," yadda yadda yadda.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 14, 2012

I know he was still thinking about chopping my head off when I die, but he was good enough not to mention it.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 14, 2012

Crap, this new doctor wants me to come back for a follow up. Am I being paranoid thinking he's going to want to dissect me?

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 15, 2012

.@JHarkerEsq & @MrsMinaHarker I hope this letter finds you both well. I feel I've made great progress in my treatment & my doctors agree…

— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 19, 2012

…We've agreed that I need a more peaceful environment in which to convalesce. As you know, I have no living family…

— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 19, 2012

…@VanHelsingMD is traveling and @ArthurHolmwood will no longer speak to me…

— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 19, 2012

Bugger

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 19, 2012

Crap

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 19, 2012

.@JackSewardMD We'd be happy to help you out..

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 19, 2012

.@JackSewardMD Oh we'd love to have you…

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 19, 2012

…but the weather's really terrible…

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 19, 2012

…but it's really a very small house…

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 19, 2012

…and it can get kind of loud at night (if you know what I mean winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore)…

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 19, 2012

…and the neighbor's dog is always barking (can't be good for your nerves)…

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 19, 2012

…but really, it's up to @MrsMinaHarker.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 19, 2012

…but really, it's up to @JHarkerEsq.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 19, 2012

.@JHarkerEsq & @MrsMinaHarker Thank you both so much!

— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 19, 2012

.@MrsMinaHarker What did you tell @JackSewardMD?

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 19, 2012

.@JHarkerEsq What did you tell @JackSewardMD?

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 19, 2012

Fewer than four full days of freedom before @JackSewardMD comes to stay. #FML

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 21, 2012

Off to pick up @JackSewardMD.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 25, 2012

Farewell Tranquil Pines Rehab Center for the Perpetually Inebriated. I shall not miss you in the slightest.

— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 25, 2012

Wow. @JackSewardMD looks like crap. Worse than I do.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 25, 2012

As if I need more stress, my symptoms–which I thought I had under control–are getting worse. Not sure if this means the end is near.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 29, 2012

Clearly @JackSewardMD is still in no condition to treat me. Monday I go back to the new doctor.

— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 29, 2012