Here’s an update of salient character tweets in March 2012 (or 1888).
OK, journal. I am here, pen in hand, ready to write…
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 5, 2012
This used to be a lot easier. Then again, last year things were actually happening in my life.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 5, 2012
I guess I can start with my doctor's appointment. With @JackSewardMD incapacitated I finally had to get a new doctor.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 5, 2012
Obviously, he has no idea know what's wrong with me, but at least he won't try to decapitate me.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 5, 2012
Saw @MrsMinaHarker writing in her journal yesterday. First time in quite a while. Ah, nostalgia.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 6, 2012
I've been so wrapped up working lately I haven't had time to think about anything else.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 7, 2012
And certainly haven't thought to write in this journal, though I admit it can be very cathartic.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 7, 2012
Let's see, what else is new. Oh, I finally finished selling all of Dracula's English property. The market is crap, though.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 7, 2012
Received word from #PatHennessey about @JackSewardMD's condition (no great surprise, really). Feel terrible for not keeping in touch.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 8, 2012
Must schedule a visit to @JackSewardMD at the asylum… I mean rehab center. Perhaps without @MrsMinaHarker.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 8, 2012
@JHarkerEsq is coming to visit Monday. Will be a wonderful change of pace from ignorant "doctors" and opiate addicts.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 9, 2012
"Will be a wonderful change of pace from ignorant "doctors" and opiate addicts." @JackSewardMD's calling the kettles black again.
— RM Renfield (@RMRenfield) March 9, 2012
Feeling even more like crap than usual. Symptoms seem to be getting worse and more varied. Don't want to think about what it all means.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 10, 2012
There are some things that are just too personal to even write down in this journal. (I always suspect people are reading it.)
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 11, 2012
Off to the loony bin. Hoping @JackSewardMD is lucid enough to discuss @MrsMinaHarker's condition.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012
@JHarkerEsq has come and gone. I realize now I've ignored my duties long enough. It's time to get back on the wagon.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 12, 2012
Home. Much to think about.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012
"How was your day?" I asked."Had a long talk with @JackSewardMD," @JHarkerEsq said. Nearly lost my lunch.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 12, 2012
Worst part is he won't even tell me what he knows.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 12, 2012
So @JackSewardMD refused to tell me anything about @MrsMinaHarker's condition (though even I'm not dense enough to believe she's pregnant).
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012
Or, you know, *still* believe she's pregnant.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012
Jack just went on about the bodies he dug up and how it drove him to drugs. Swears he's going to stay clean now.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 12, 2012
I think it's time I bite the bullet and have "the talk" with @JHarkerEsq.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 13, 2012
This secret has gone on long enough.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 13, 2012
@MrsMinaHarker We need to talk.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 13, 2012
@JHarkerEsq We need to talk.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 13, 2012
@MrsMinaHarker I'll be home in an hour.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 13, 2012
So nervous for this conversation. Nausea is even worse than usual and now coupled with cramps. Feel like I'm going to cry.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 13, 2012
Conversation over. I cried. A lot. Not proud of it, but refused to be judged. Too exhausted to write more now.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 13, 2012
Cannot sleep, so write. I suppose I knew all along, but refused to let my conscious self consider it.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 13, 2012
(Good Lord, I've been talking with @JackSewardMD too much.)
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 13, 2012
Could have been worse. She could have been pregnant with the Count's baby. Now that would be messed up.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 13, 2012
Woke late, as usual. @JHarkerEsq has already left for work. On the whole, he took it rather well.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 14, 2012
It may have been the tearful, "Look at me not as what I may become, but as who I am, your loving, living wife."
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 14, 2012
"Mourn me not before my time," yadda yadda yadda.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 14, 2012
I know he was still thinking about chopping my head off when I die, but he was good enough not to mention it.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 14, 2012
Crap, this new doctor wants me to come back for a follow up. Am I being paranoid thinking he's going to want to dissect me?
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 15, 2012
.@JHarkerEsq & @MrsMinaHarker I hope this letter finds you both well. I feel I've made great progress in my treatment & my doctors agree…
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 19, 2012
…We've agreed that I need a more peaceful environment in which to convalesce. As you know, I have no living family…
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 19, 2012
…@VanHelsingMD is traveling and @ArthurHolmwood will no longer speak to me…
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 19, 2012
Bugger
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 19, 2012
Crap
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 19, 2012
.@JackSewardMD We'd be happy to help you out..
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 19, 2012
.@JackSewardMD Oh we'd love to have you…
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 19, 2012
…but the weather's really terrible…
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 19, 2012
…but it's really a very small house…
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 19, 2012
…and it can get kind of loud at night (if you know what I mean winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore)…
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 19, 2012
…and the neighbor's dog is always barking (can't be good for your nerves)…
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 19, 2012
…but really, it's up to @MrsMinaHarker.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 19, 2012
…but really, it's up to @JHarkerEsq.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 19, 2012
.@JHarkerEsq & @MrsMinaHarker Thank you both so much!
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 19, 2012
.@MrsMinaHarker What did you tell @JackSewardMD?
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 19, 2012
.@JHarkerEsq What did you tell @JackSewardMD?
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 19, 2012
Fewer than four full days of freedom before @JackSewardMD comes to stay. #FML
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 21, 2012
Off to pick up @JackSewardMD.
— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) March 25, 2012
Farewell Tranquil Pines Rehab Center for the Perpetually Inebriated. I shall not miss you in the slightest.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) March 25, 2012
Wow. @JackSewardMD looks like crap. Worse than I do.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 25, 2012
As if I need more stress, my symptoms–which I thought I had under control–are getting worse. Not sure if this means the end is near.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 29, 2012
Clearly @JackSewardMD is still in no condition to treat me. Monday I go back to the new doctor.
— Mina Murray Harker (@MrsMinaHarker) March 29, 2012
