"No" means no, vampire harlots. Oh dear, they're doing that thing with their, whatdoyacallit, hips, again.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) June 30, 2011

Vampire "women" are calling to me. Must. Retain. Victorian. Purity…

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) June 30, 2011

Stress just got to be too much. Think I may have snapped. Crawled down the castle wall to get away from the Sluts of Dracula. #brainfever

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) July 1, 2011

Never been insane before. I have the odd urge to start giggling maniacally. #brainfever

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) July 2, 2011

Wandering through Transylvanian wilderness not so bad. Weather's nice and these ghosts are ever so helpful with directions. #brainfever

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) July 3, 2011

Ghosts are very sympathetic to my plight. Seems most were also victims of the Count. #brainfever

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) July 4, 2011

Ghosts have led me to the hospital of Saints Joseph and Mary in Buda-Pesth. Nuns are very nice here.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) July 6, 2011

Tried to explain to Sister Agatha everything that happened at Castle Dracula. I'm afraid I just rambled about blood & wolves. #brainfever

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) July 7, 2011

Trying to tone down the ranting and raving for the benefit of the good nuns here. #brainfever is hard to shake, though.

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) July 11, 2011

The nuns tell me @MrsMinaHarker is on her way! How do I look?

— Jonathan Harker (@JHarkerEsq) August 19, 2011