I’ve been offline for three days while Seward and Van Helsing have been telegraphing back and forth. So, rather than retweet all of it, here are the tweets (from earliest down to latest):
@JackSewardMD I must return to Ring for routine maintenance. Please check on @TheLateLucyW. She has seemed particularly mortal lately.
— Arthur Holmwood (@ArthurHolmwood) August 31, 2013
@ArthurHolmwood I cannot determine the source of her malady, so have called my mentor & noted specialist in obscure diseases @VanHelsingMD.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) September 2, 2013
@JackSewardMD Aan mijn wei! Mijn gyropter ijs fjuled und rehdee!
— Abraham Van Helsing (@VanHelsingMD) September 2, 2013
@ArthurHolmwood Well, @VanHelsingMD has come & gone. He has ruled out demonic possession as the source of @TheLateLucyW's troubles…
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) September 3, 2013
@VanHelsingMD Patient still better to-day.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) September 4, 2013
All over! all over! He has deserted me. No hope for me now unless I do it for myself!
— RM Renfield (@RMRenfield) September 4, 2013
Doctor @JackSewardMD won’t you be very good to me and let me have a little more sugar? I think it would be good for me. #LowBloodSugar
— RM Renfield (@RMRenfield) September 4, 2013
@VanHelsingMD Another change. Found patient happy and contented, catching flies and eating them.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) September 5, 2013
@JackSewardMD Mijn God! Waat hes heppened?
— Abraham Van Helsing (@VanHelsingMD) September 5, 2013
@VanHelsingMD Terribly sorry. I sent an update about @RMRenfield in error. Will send one about @TheLateLucyW shortly.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) September 5, 2013
@VanHelsingMD Patient greatly improved. Good appetite; sleeps naturally; good spirits; colour coming back.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) September 5, 2013
@VanHelsingMD Patient greatly improved. Good appetite; sleeps naturally; good spirits; colour coming back.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) September 5, 2013
@VanHelsingMD And please start writing English correctly. Everyone knows this is just an act.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) September 5, 2013
@ArthurHolmwood: @TheLateLucyW has gone back a bit. @VanHelsingMD has come to stay.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) September 6, 2013
Performed a blood transfusion on @TheLateLucyW. @ArthurHolmwood was clearly upset that he could not donate.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) September 7, 2013
Small punctures on @TheLateLucyW's neck have @VanHelsingMD greatly concerned. He's hopped on his gyropter back for Amsterdam.
— John Seward (@JackSewardMD) September 7, 2013
